We've been getting a lot of questions about what we plan on doing after our 10 month contract finishes in China. After in depth research and extensive soul searching, we're happy to report we have established a comprehensive 26 part plan:
Plan A: Obtain dream job
Plan B: Obtain any job
Plan C: Move to 210 (Christine's family safe house in Palo Alto, CA)
Plan D: Begin playing the lottery
Plan E: Retreat to the mountains and begin life memoir and/or political manifesto
Plan F: Run internet scams. Collect money from Western Union.
Plan G: Start cult.
Plan H: Donate organs and bone marrow
Plan I: Open travel bookstore and coffee shop
Plan J: Take out insurance policy. Collect on policy when bookstore/coffee shop "accidentally" burns down
Plan K: Backpack Europe
Plan L: Become pirates in the Suez Canal and hold an oil tanker ransom for $500 million
Plan M: A bottle of baijiu and a refrigerator size cardboard box
Plan N: Sign up for scientific experimentation
Plan O: Become door to door sales person
Plan P: Rob a 7-11
Plan Q: Tour high schools around the world lecturing teens on life as a felon
Plan R: Write self-help book
Plan S: Appear on late night infomercials
Plan T: Live in a trailer
Plan U: Execute elaborate fine art heist
Plan V: Go to law school
Plan W: Get a job in the reptile house at the local zoo
Plan X: Realize superpowers gained during execution of Plan N. Fight crime.
Plan Y: Become a street performer
Plan Z: Ask mom and dad for money
Geographic locations of said plans have yet to be established.
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Plans B, D, F, G, H, I/J, M, N, O, P, Q (home base), R, S, T, U, V, W (I think), and Y could be accomplished from Austin, TX. Just a thought. I'll send you an update soon and my address is:
1781 Spyglass Drive, Apt 281
Austin, TX 78746
Love ya!
We have to talk about Plan C! (Mutti from Seattle)
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